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1. |
Free Food
03:34
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(Hey!) (Hey!)
None of you are sure what I'm doing here, but I'm here, oh oh, oh, oh
What we're celebrating isn't crystal clear, but I'm here, oh oh, oh, oh
I have no connection to the reason for your party
Ann's having a baby, but I don't know who that is (Hey!)
I courteously smile 'cause you're all in a good mood
I'm just here for the free food!
Free food! Free food! Free food!
I just saw your ad for your barbeque, so hello, oh oh, oh, oh
For a charity that means a lot to you, I don't know, oh oh, oh, oh
Stop the speech, I wanna eat and just enjoy the party
I'll applaud your speech 'cause that's what you expect from me (Hey!)
I do the very least so I don't come off as rude
I'm just here for the free food!
(Hey!) (Hey!)
Yes, my home is stocked 'cause I hit the store, but I'm here, oh oh, oh, oh
I can save today just by taking your chips and beer, oh oh, oh, oh
I cannot donate 'cause I did not bring any money
You don't wanna cause a scene so now you must act friendly
I'm not mingling 'cause I know nobody at this party
I'm just here for the free food
Free food! Free food! Free food!
I heard some music and cheers from people in your backyard, oh oh, oh, oh
I don't have a clue who any of them are, oh oh, oh, oh
Don't mind me, I'm just inviting myself to your party
Hey, congratulations on whatever you achieved (Hey!)
I'm a stranger, yes, but I'm really a cool dude
Who's just here for the free food
(Hey!)
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2. |
Blaming The Wrong Person
03:10
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Ordered a pizza the other night
They said delivery would be a 30 minute wait
Sitting impatiently in my house
Dude shows up at my door 45 minutes late
Says there was an accident
Backed up traffic for 5 blocks and he got stuck
But you're the one standing there with my old, cold pizza
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT YOU INCOMPETENT SCHMUCK!!!!!
Blaming the wrong person!
Blaming the wrong person!
Blaming the wrong person!
Blaming the wrong person!
My boss at the office gave me hell
Because I was late getting one of my reports in
I told him of the many sales calls on my plate
And how the secretary could've done more than testing pens!
I showed up late the next day
With my boss explaining why that's unacceptable
Well my roommate failed to remind me
To set my alarm, IT'S HIS FAULT HE'S IRRESPONSIBLE!!!!!
Blaming the wrong person!
Blaming the wrong person!
Blaming the wrong person!
Blaming the wrong person!
Blaming the wrong…. Oh crap, I was only supposed to sing that four times, I got distracted. Well…. It was this girl that was dancing in minimal clothing that distracted me! I know what you're saying, it's not her fault she was distracting you, it's your fault for not closing your browser!
Verizon hacked my phone!
I swear they frickin did!
I would never watch that,
I got a girlfriend with kids!
I think their manager
Is jealous I'm not with her
She's seeking vengeance on me
By getting drama stirred!
Blaming the wrong person!
Blaming the wrong person!
Blaming the wrong person!
Blaming the wrong person!
I swallowed my juice wrong and nearly choked.
BLAME THE MANUFACTURERS FOR NOT HAVING A WARNING LABEL SAYING THAT COULD HAPPEN!
I was walking to the store and got rained on.
BLAME THE MAYOR FOR NOT PUTTING SOME KIND OF CANOPY OVER THE ENTIRE CITY!
I wasn't looking when I pulled into a parking spot at the grocery store and crashed my car into a cart corral!
THE MANAGERS NEED TO GET RID OF THOSE THINGS AND KEEP ALL THE CARTS IN THE STORE!
All the problems in this country.
Prices too high. Crime too high. People can't agree on their opinions.
BLAME THE PRESIDENT!
BLAME THE PRESIDENT!
BLAME THE PRESIDENT!
Unless you voted for the president, in which case, blame the candidate that lost for seeking retribution!
Blaming the wrong person!
Blaming the wrong person!
Blaming the wrong person!
Blaming the wrong…. Why did the music stop? There was supposed to still be music going! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT… ERRR, MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY!!!!! Somehow… it's your fault. First illogical scapegoat I could think of!
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3. |
Birthday
03:03
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Today is the day I get treated like royalty
Everyone I know in my life comes to spoil me
Showering me with love and attention
Throwing me gifts from every direction
Today is the day I get to act like a king
And no one is allowed to say a dang thing
Because this is the day that’s all about me
So I get to act entitled as I wanna be
Today is the day, I think it’s pretty clear
It’s the day that I wait for every single year
It shouldn’t take anyone multiple guesses
I think you all know what today is
It’s my birthday! The day to celebrate me!
The day people give me things joyfully!
It’s my birthday! Come along, everyone!
Celebrate the fact I made another trip around the sun!
Today is the day, let’s have a big party
Where everyone’s support of me is so hearty
We’ll all share together with ice cream and cake
While I get positive outpouring, all I can take
Today is the day my peeps and I have plans
Of course, much of it is at my command
We’ll spend the day doing things and having fun
While I revel in the fact that today I’m number one
Today is the day my Facebook page is
Flooded with posts of birthday wishes
100 plus people I forgot about
Still take the time to give me a shout out
Today is the day that gets me excited
And everyone that wants to pamper me is invited
Once again, may I remind everyone
Why this day in the year's the best one
It’s my birthday! The day to celebrate me!
The day people give me things joyfully!
It’s my birthday! Come along, everyone!
Celebrate the fact I made another trip around the sun!
It's my birthday! For 24 hours
I get to pretend I'm a madman with power
Tomorrow all the hype about me will disappear
But I can't wait to do it again next year!
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4. |
Laugh For Me
02:28
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Guess what! I thought of a really funny joke.
I hope to make you laugh so hard your voice will croak
You just sit there with a blank stare, to my disdain
I come up with another joke and try again
You keep a straight face, straight face, straight face unamused
No matter how hard I try, I always lose
I try to go for funny memes, to no avail
And I don't want to walk away feeling I failed
So just once,
Laugh for me, laugh for me, laugh for me, hey hey
Let me feel like I just brightened up your day
Just once laugh for me, laugh for me, laugh for me, oh oh
This blank response, it does no good for my ego
Now I’m wearing clown makeup and juggling pies
I do a dance, trip and fall on my behind
I perform for you a slapstick puppet act
Then I look at you to see how you react
You kept a straight face, straight face, straight face this whole time
And now I’m quite frankly losing my mind
And at this point I’ve tried darn near everything
And I don’t want to have to resort to tickling
So just once,
Laugh for me, laugh for me, laugh for me, hey hey
Let me feel like I just brightened up your day
Just once laugh for me, laugh for me, laugh for me, oh oh
This blank response, it does no good for my ego
So please just,
Laugh for me, laugh for me, laugh for me, oh oh
Delude me into thinking I’m comedy gold
Please just laugh for me, laugh for me, laugh for me, har har
Inflate my self-extolling sense of comic charm, comic charm
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5. |
Universal Crush
04:21
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She's got that look that you know just cannot be resisted
She's got a fire about her, you cannot dismiss it
You know if you could be with her, it'd be so divine
But you're number 16, now go and take your place in line
She's the universal crush
The woman for whom every guy lusts
Of possible suitors, you're lost in a sea
Making the same moves as everybody
And you stand the same chance as everyone else
And that's zero
You've studied her, now you think you could write her life story
When all she knows about you is that you think she's sexy
What she has shared online, you hope to use to connect to her
But everyone's using the same tactics to try to woo her
She's the universal crush
The woman for whom every guy lusts
Of possible suitors, you're lost in a sea
Making the same moves as everybody
And you stand the same chance as everyone else
And that's zero
She's overwhelmed by the number of guys
Messaging her every hour that goes by
She needs time to find herself and find peace
She needs your efforts to court her to cease
It's not her fault she was given this beauty
But she's learned the impact she has quite astutely
Maybe one day the right guy will come through
But that isn't you
She's the universal crush
The woman for whom every guy lusts
Of possible suitors, you're lost in a sea
Making the same moves as everybody
And you stand the same chance as everyone else
And that's zero
You stand the same chance as everyone else
And that's zero
You stand the same chance as everyone else
And that's zero
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6. |
Piloting An Airplane
01:40
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Piloting an airplane, yo ho ho
All across the bright blue sky, yo ho ho
Yo ho ho and a cup of coffee
To stay awake when we take off
Piloting an airplane, yo ho ho
All aboard! I'm your captain
And this here is me crew
My copilot sits by me
And prays I know what to do
Our stewardess hands you snacks,
Helps you fall asleep, and then
The engineer works on the engine
So that you'll live to wake up again, hey!
Piloting an airplane, yo ho ho
All across the bright blue sky, yo ho ho
No setting sail, no climbing masts
We spread our wings and splay the slats
Piloting an airplane, yo ho ho
We're now descending to the ground
Don't worry, your luggage is safe.
We made sure the edge of the fuselage
Is sealed with lots of duct tape
Avast! There be a mix up
Better alert the control tower!
Raise the radio to your mouth
And hoist the *chhkkk* Roger!
Piloting an airplane, yo ho ho
All across the bright blue sky, yo ho ho
Release the gear, here's where we land
Oh crap! I confused Taiwan and Thailand
Piloting an airplane, yo ho ho
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7. |
Aches And Pains
04:13
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My mind's sayin' I'm young
But my body, my body's sayin' I'm old
Lately I can hardly move my body
And now there's something that I gotta ask
(What the heck's going on
With these random aches and pains
What the heck's going on (2X))
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Oh, with these random aches and pains
What the heck? Hey-ay-ay-yeah!
What the heck's goin' on?
With these random aches and pains
Hey hey-yay, oh oh ooh whoa
I once could bend and jump and run and continue extensively
My 20’s were when I felt so free (in my 20’s, yeah)
Now this wobbling in my knees, is messing around with me, yeah
This ain’t the life that’s meant for me (Not the life, meant for me)
You know there’s something so wrong with me,
When my ribs hurt after every sneeze
(What the heck's going on
With these random aches and pains
What the heck's going on (2X))
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What the heck's goin' on with these random aches and pains?
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, what the heck?
I don't like this!
I don't like all these random aches and pains,
No no, hey yeah
I think I pushed myself too long, back when I was young
Could a chiropractor give me some love? (I might need it at this point)
Every freakin’ time I yawn, I get a strain in my jaw
This aging thing is gettin’ rough (This agin' thing, gettin' rough)
Now I need something, like anti-aging cream
But for my bones and muscles, pretty please
(What the heck's going on
With these random aches and pains
What the heck's going on (4X))
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Hey-ay, what's going on?
With these random aches and pains
Oh-oh, oh whoa
What's goin' on with these random aches and pains?
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not alright
I am sick of all this! Unprovoked, unprovoked random pains!
No, no no, no-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Everything's wrong, everything's wrong, everything's wrong!
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8. |
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Girl, I wanna dance with you
Girl, that's what I wanna do
Girl, you seem so sweet
And you look like you're good on your feet
Girl, I wanna dance with you
Girl, with you, I'd love to dance
I wish I could have the chance
The music is so smooth
It's got me in a soulful mood
Girl, I'd love to dance with you
But I'm the one stuck on stage singing this song
While you've got yourself a partner and you're dancing along
It's just so hard to keep my feelings canned
I can't dance with you, and I just wanna sob
But I have to act professional and just do my job
'Cause I'm the singer of this stupid band
Girl, my arms feel so alone
But I'm bound by this microphone
Your dancing is so swift
I'm watching you while getting gypped
Girl, I wanna dance with you
But stuck on stage is where I am
The band won't play instrumental jams
Such a plight is one I just can't dig
I could've danced with you to another act
If I was on the schedule towards the back
But I got screwed by playing the opening gig
Sure, the crowd cheers on while I'm singing my song
But it's only for a dance in your arms that I long
But I can't let on that I'm not having a blast
I traveled to this gig for such a long drive
Now my eyes are on you as you dance with some other guy
And the venue's barely paying for my gas
Girl, I wanna dance with you
Girl, that's what I wanna do
But looking on is now my plight
'Cause he's probably gotten you for the night
But girl, I wanna dance with you
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9. |
Country Crowd
03:27
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I've been hopping open mic nights
I've heard what the crowds are into
And it seems like country singers are growing
In popularity
Now I am multi genre
But in my extensive backlog
Of nearly two hundred fifty songs
Country songs, I have three
Now this suburban Yankee
Is tryin' it once again
Despite not livin' the lifestyle
I hope this song's allowed
I'll always choose the Chinese Buffet
Over grits, biscuits and gravy
And I just don't fit in with the country crowd
Well the beer I drink is root beer
The boots I wear are galoshes
And a roll of Bounty paper towels
Is my only pickup
I can replicate the song style
I can try to don the accent
But the fact I'm faker than a three eyed gator
Is my biggest hiccup
I'm tryin' way too hard
To make a southern style metaphor
Like a mutated cluster of cotton candy
Trying to be a cloud
I'm a decent imitation
But like a sloth amidst a stampede
I just don't fit in with the country crowd
I'm clearly not a country guy
Rock is how I roll
But at least I know who my people are
Which ones I'm gonna wow
I can dress in cowboy attire
But like an armored knight at a nude beach
I just don't fit in with the country crowd
No, I just don’t fit in with the country crowd
No, I just don’t fit in with the country crowd
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10. |
Now What's Gone Wrong
04:54
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A grand and a half spent on my brakes
I'll be on the streets beggin' for change at this rate
I know, to keep my car runnin'
Just at the shop for an oil change
When the manager looks at me kinda strange
I know, I'm out another grand
I break down sometimes on the side of the road
Then I mentally have a breakdown of my own
As I, I notice a major malfunction
So I laugh as if this is a practical joke
Then I open my hood and clear out the smoke
And I look at my car and I scream,
"Now what's gone wrong?"
And I said, "Hey-ey-ey-yeah
Hey-ey-ey,"
I said "Hey, now what's gone wrong?"
And I said, "Hey-ey-ey-yeah
Hey-ey-ey,"
I said "Hey, now what's gone wrong?"
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
And my ride is held up by zip ties
I got 5 lit warning lights and 3 violations
And I save all I make and I pray
I pray one day I can pay for sophistication
Until then, I get by in the clunker I got
That rattles and clanks like a dying robot
And shakes like me when my girl steals my blanket
My car is just like my body, it's falling apart
And I'm back in the shop with a heavy heart
As my mechanic facepalms and asks, "Now what's gone wrong?"
And I said, "Hey-ey-ey-yeah
Hey-ey-ey,"
I said "Hey, now what's gone wrong?"
And I said, "Hey-ey-ey-yeah
Hey-ey-ey,"
I said "Hey, now what's gone wrong?"
And I said, "Hey-ey-ey-yeah
Hey-ey-ey,"
I said "Hey, now what's gone wrong?"
And I said, "Hey-ey-ey-yeah
Hey-ey, yay-yay-yay,"
I said "Hey, now what's gone wrong?"
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
25 grand spent on my car
2 grand off the lot, the rest fixing scars
Asking if secondhand sales are worth it
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11. |
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It's been at least six months
I decided it was time
I just cleaned my glasses today!
The clarity made me feel blind
It caused a strain upon my eyes
The dirt and specks upon my specs
I was used to my vision abated
But being able to see unhindered
Left me discombobulated
(Did you feel like Saul on his way to Damascus)
Certainly something wrong with my eyes
(Did a voice send you out on a mission)
No, not an intervention divine
But amidst the pained confusion
I saw vivid inhuman imagery
Could all these foreign illusions
Be a prophetic epiphany?
Where everybody else saw a horse
I saw a flaming orange unicorn
When everybody else heard a neigh
I heard of disasters of which he warned
I saw a ferocious monster of green
Donned in armor, using dark magic unseen
Commanding an army of the undead
And sharp horned magical demons of red
They snatched the innocent, crushed their souls
Locked them up in dungeon holes
Then the unicorn said to me with a smile
The world's fate is held by a crocodile!
I think I've seen to much now
Time to get dirt back on my specs
I think I'll wait another six months
To clean my glasses again
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12. |
In Your Arms
02:13
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I don't wanna see him in your arms
I don't wanna see him in your arms
I've been with you for so long
Till that intruder came along
And I don't wanna see him in your arms
I have lived inside your stomach
Since I don't know when
I've lived through every medicine
You've tried to drown me in
I thought I could infect you
Without facing any harm
Till that antibiotic came
Through that needle in your arm
I don't wanna see him in your arms
I don't wanna see him in your arms
Here with you, I wish to be
But soon he will get rid of me
I don't wanna see him in your arms
I don't mean to hurt you,
Though I know I cause unease
Your shivers are adorable
You're so cute when you sneeze
I got really excited
Though I probably should have not
When you said you were finally
Going to give me a shot
I don't wanna see him in your arms
I don't wanna see him in your arms
But you wish to have good health again
So our relationship shall end
'Cause that antibiotic in your arm
Will beat me till I'm permanently gone
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13. |
Pet Me Now, Human
04:10
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I'm your cat, I'm your cat,
And I'm tired of being ignored
You've had your face in that book
Since 4:06, now it's 4:13
And it's time for me to intervene,
Intervene
On the couch, I meow
You're ignoring me again
So I crawl on your lap
And I stick my head right in your face
To remind you I'm charge of this place,
This place
So pet me now, human, pe-pe-pet me now, human
Pet me now, human, pe-pe-pet me now, human
Pet me now, human, pe-pe-pet me now, human
What are you waiting for?
You're absorbed in your game,
Now your food is on the floor
You were warned by my cries
So the fault's completely yours alone
Your cat wants love, put down your phone
Your phone
It's me that sets the pace
Your bff can wait
Tell her "buzz off,"
I'm more important than that bore!
What are you waiting for?
Pet me now, human, pe-pe-pet me now, human (Pet me now)
Pet me now, human, pe-pe-pet me now, human
Pet me now, human, pe-pe-pet me now, human
What are you waiting for?
Scratch my ears, human, scra-scra-scratch my ears, human (Pet me now)
Rub my chin, human, ru-ru-rub my chin, human (Yeah)
Pet me now, human, pe-pe-pet me now, human
What are you waiting for?
It's me that sets the pace
I've got too cute a face
You can't resist the petting
For which I implore
What are you waiting for?
Pet me now, human, pe-pe-pet me now, human (Pet me now)
Pet me now, human, pe-pe-pet me now, human (Yeah)
Pet me now, human, pe-pe-pet me now, human
What are you waiting for?
Scratch my ears, human, scra-scra-scratch my ears, human (Pet me now)
Rub my chin, human, ru-ru-rub my chin, human (Ohhhh, oh ho)
Pet me now, human, pe-pe-pet me now, human
What are you waiting for?
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14. |
Everybody's Doing It
03:13
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Welcome friend, step this way
Find the sign that matches your sex
And walk on in through that door
Into the stall where everyone ejects
Empty yourself of bodily waste
And flush it away to a faraway place
Don't worry about feeling odd, my friend
It's a very popular trend
Everybody's doing it
Now it's your turn to do it too
Perhaps for you this is new
You're not the type to follow the crowd
But your body is telling you
To use your bladder which God endowed
The cool kids are doing it, so should you
Even the uncool kids do it too
You say you won't, and we say "Whoa, man,"
It's perfectly natural, get with the program
Everybody's doing it
Now it's your turn to do it too
You'll feel so much better after whizzin'
There's no need for nonconformism
I get that you like to stand out from the crowd,
But if you go in your pants there'll be no one around
So come on in, release your pride
Don't try to defy like you're the boss
Just let it go, do what's right
Be one of us, it's for a good cause
There's no need to go up in arms
You're in privacy, and it brings no harm
In fact it recycles the environment
So there's nothing for you to go against
Everybody's doing it
Now it's your turn to do it too
Don't try to fake it, just play your role
Don't bring in water to pour in the bowl
I can afterwards stick my nose there
To tell if you're real or being a poser
So just comply, acquiesce
Be a good follower and a good sport
Don't make a stink, unless it's brown
Don't waste your breath on Karen-style retorts
Don't be the lone soldier against the ensemble
Don't be a Guy Montag or Oliver Cromwell
It only takes just one or two minutes
After that you can continue your living
Everybody's doing it
Now it's your turn to do it too
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15. |
Lost In IKEA
06:52
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The doors are locked and the lights are out
And I don't know where I am
The masses all left hours ago
And I couldn't find my way out, so
Now I'm wandering through this maze
Of tables and nightstands
I always heard the jokes about how easy
It is to get lost in here
But never did I think it'd be this way
Not escaping before the end of the day
And the fact no employee had seen me
Seems a little weird
I stumbled my way through so many paths
Wondering which way I should go
Now I'm fumbling around in the darkness
Wishing I was Indiana Jones
I don't even have a flashlight
And the battery's dead on my phone
I'm lost in IKEA all alone
I'll lie on this bed that says "For display only"
Nothing much to do but sleep
I doubt I'll have luck finding anything else
And at least I'm concealed up in here by myself
What's the worst that could happen to me?
Next morning they'll open back up
And soon enough I'll be found
But they'll know I was here overnight
Because they'll be here before the crowd
They'll call the police for criminal trespass
I'll pay a quarter grand for a fee
30 days in jail will be my cost
I can tell them all I want that I just got lost
But who are they gonna believe?
Now I'm scrambling around through the furniture
Finding something under which I can hide
I'm not near a window and I can't see a clock
So I don't have a single reference for time
And I don't even know if this is a safe place
I don't know where they keep all the cameras placed
And I'm feelin' my heart begin to race
I doubt I can even sleep through the night
I stumbled my way through so many paths
Wondering which way I should go
Now I'm fumbling around in the darkness
Wishing I was Indiana Jones
All I can feel are desks and walls
No chance for escape in sight
I'll be lost in IKEA overnight
I lie on the floor in the silent dark
The time of night is unclear
I don't know if opening time is near
I'm mentally facing my every fear
I'm shaking and praying a police escort
Is not my only ticket out of here
Off in the distance, a shimmering light
The moment of truth, I feel it inside
Is it the window welcoming daylight?
Or is it a guard keeping watch by night?
Pray for the best, prepare for the worst
As I turn a whiter shade of pale
I don't know which way will fall my luck
I just know that in here I'll no longer be stuck
But either I'll be safe and sound at home
Or facing time in jail
A sweet, friendly voice says "Come with me
There's a new one lost here once a week
It's my job to redeem the lost
For you, my friend, no extra cost."
She took my hand and I gave her my thanks
She knew exactly where to go
She tells me of the accidental vagabonds
She rescues when they roam
I thank her for her services
As she guides me out the door
I'm not lost in IKEA anymore
So now I return to my home sweet home
A familiar roof above my head
With my kitty cat wanting to show me love
While I'm lying on my bed
A movie on Netflix, and a full blown dinner
Served by a butler would make me glad
Well, I don't have a butler,
But two out of three ain't bad
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16. |
Straight A Failure
08:26
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I was smart when I was in school
Did my homework and followed the rules
Passed the tests, believed I'd go far
'Cause I worked very hard
To learn the things I was told
My parents and teachers were pleased
With my report cards of A's and B's
I was made to be proud of my grades
I was frequently praised
For how well I did what I was told
Pass the tests,
I did that so greatly
Do your work,
I did as they asked me
As I watched my peers get punished
For acting out of line
I knew I should be a good boy
That's how to get far in life
"You're gonna be a great success!"
That's what I fully believed
"Follow orders, you're gonna thrive"
That's the life that I had perceived
So close to my dream
Just to miss the mark when school was done
Life's not what it seems
Adult life is not about passing tests
Here's what school didn't teach you,
Here's what you missed
- - - - -
Life after school has so much to teach me
So many lessons I haven't yet had
The reality I kept myself sheltered from
The stuff I grew up believing was bad
School gives you questions that are either right or wrong
But life gives you gray situations
Factor in experience, difference in backgrounds,
Provoking such varied emotions
Everything I grew up believing was right
Has gotten me nowhere at all
What was perfect to authority in my formative years
Later on caused me to fall!
Do well at your job, get seen as dependable,
Too much expectation gets dumped on your plate
Try to express that you feel overwhelmed
Just to get yelled at by a boss who's now irate
Working a job for so little pay
Barely surviving, it mentally hurts
But now it's to the point I'm stuck in a trap
But if I step out of line, I just make things worse
Doing what I was told once made me happy
I used to be rewarded for my compliance
But now all it does is leave me feeling empty
Playing a pawn to the corporate giants
Everything I grew up believing was right
Has gotten me nowhere at all
What was perfect to authority in my formative years
Later on caused me to fall!
I spent my child years obeying adults
Being so great because I stayed in line
But in this adult world, it just made me spiral
Into confusion and mental decline
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Now here I am in my thirties
Having learned what real life is
By failing at it so drastically
When I could succeed at it on paper
Now to figure out my true self
What my life is meant to be
And how I'm gonna get there
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Derwood Bowen Columbus, Ohio
Music in a fairly wide array of genres, with my own unusual sense of humor thrown in. I mainly make music for the purpose of entertaining people.
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