My mind's sayin' I'm young
But my body, my body's sayin' I'm old
Lately I can hardly move my body
And now there's something that I gotta ask
(What the heck's going on
With these random aches and pains
What the heck's going on (2X))
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Oh, with these random aches and pains
What the heck? Hey-ay-ay-yeah!
What the heck's goin' on?
With these random aches and pains
Hey hey-yay, oh oh ooh whoa
I once could bend and jump and run and continue extensively
My 20’s were when I felt so free (in my 20’s, yeah)
Now this wobbling in my knees, is messing around with me, yeah
This ain’t the life that’s meant for me (Not the life, meant for me)
You know there’s something so wrong with me,
When my ribs hurt after every sneeze
(What the heck's going on
With these random aches and pains
What the heck's going on (2X))
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What the heck's goin' on with these random aches and pains?
Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, what the heck?
I don't like this!
I don't like all these random aches and pains,
No no, hey yeah
I think I pushed myself too long, back when I was young
Could a chiropractor give me some love? (I might need it at this point)
Every freakin’ time I yawn, I get a strain in my jaw
This aging thing is gettin’ rough (This agin' thing, gettin' rough)
Now I need something, like anti-aging cream
But for my bones and muscles, pretty please
(What the heck's going on
With these random aches and pains
What the heck's going on (4X))
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Hey-ay, what's going on?
With these random aches and pains
Oh-oh, oh whoa
What's goin' on with these random aches and pains?
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not alright
I am sick of all this! Unprovoked, unprovoked random pains!
No, no no, no-oh-oh-oh-oh!
Everything's wrong, everything's wrong, everything's wrong!
