Parody of "Hello" by Martin Solveig and Dragonette
lyrics
(Hey!) (Hey!)
None of you are sure what I'm doing here, but I'm here, oh oh, oh, oh
What we're celebrating isn't crystal clear, but I'm here, oh oh, oh, oh
I have no connection to the reason for your party
Ann's having a baby, but I don't know who that is (Hey!)
I courteously smile 'cause you're all in a good mood
I'm just here for the free food!
Free food! Free food! Free food!
I just saw your ad for your barbeque, so hello, oh oh, oh, oh
For a charity that means a lot to you, I don't know, oh oh, oh, oh
Stop the speech, I wanna eat and just enjoy the party
I'll applaud your speech 'cause that's what you expect from me (Hey!)
I do the very least so I don't come off as rude
I'm just here for the free food!
(Hey!) (Hey!)
Yes, my home is stocked 'cause I hit the store, but I'm here, oh oh, oh, oh
I can save today just by taking your chips and beer, oh oh, oh, oh
I cannot donate 'cause I did not bring any money
You don't wanna cause a scene so now you must act friendly
I'm not mingling 'cause I know nobody at this party
I'm just here for the free food
Free food! Free food! Free food!
I heard some music and cheers from people in your backyard, oh oh, oh, oh
I don't have a clue who any of them are, oh oh, oh, oh
Don't mind me, I'm just inviting myself to your party
Hey, congratulations on whatever you achieved (Hey!)
I'm a stranger, yes, but I'm really a cool dude
Who's just here for the free food
