I'm your cat, I'm your cat,
And I'm tired of being ignored
You've had your face in that book
Since 4:06, now it's 4:13
And it's time for me to intervene,
Intervene
On the couch, I meow
You're ignoring me again
So I crawl on your lap
And I stick my head right in your face
To remind you I'm charge of this place,
This place
So pet me now, human, pe-pe-pet me now, human
Pet me now, human, pe-pe-pet me now, human
Pet me now, human, pe-pe-pet me now, human
What are you waiting for?
You're absorbed in your game,
Now your food is on the floor
You were warned by my cries
So the fault's completely yours alone
Your cat wants love, put down your phone
Your phone
It's me that sets the pace
Your bff can wait
Tell her "buzz off,"
I'm more important than that bore!
What are you waiting for?
Pet me now, human, pe-pe-pet me now, human (Pet me now)
Pet me now, human, pe-pe-pet me now, human
Pet me now, human, pe-pe-pet me now, human
What are you waiting for?
Scratch my ears, human, scra-scra-scratch my ears, human (Pet me now)
Rub my chin, human, ru-ru-rub my chin, human (Yeah)
Pet me now, human, pe-pe-pet me now, human
What are you waiting for?
It's me that sets the pace
I've got too cute a face
You can't resist the petting
For which I implore
What are you waiting for?
Pet me now, human, pe-pe-pet me now, human (Pet me now)
Pet me now, human, pe-pe-pet me now, human (Yeah)
Pet me now, human, pe-pe-pet me now, human
What are you waiting for?
Scratch my ears, human, scra-scra-scratch my ears, human (Pet me now)
Rub my chin, human, ru-ru-rub my chin, human (Ohhhh, oh ho)
Pet me now, human, pe-pe-pet me now, human
What are you waiting for?
