Universal Crush

from Ace Of All Trades by Derwood Bowen

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lyrics

She's got that look that you know just cannot be resisted
She's got a fire about her, you cannot dismiss it
You know if you could be with her, it'd be so divine
But you're number 16, now go and take your place in line

She's the universal crush
The woman for whom every guy lusts
Of possible suitors, you're lost in a sea
Making the same moves as everybody
And you stand the same chance as everyone else
And that's zero

You've studied her, now you think you could write her life story
When all she knows about you is that you think she's sexy
What she has shared online, you hope to use to connect to her
But everyone's using the same tactics to try to woo her

She's the universal crush
The woman for whom every guy lusts
Of possible suitors, you're lost in a sea
Making the same moves as everybody
And you stand the same chance as everyone else
And that's zero

She's overwhelmed by the number of guys
Messaging her every hour that goes by
She needs time to find herself and find peace
She needs your efforts to court her to cease
It's not her fault she was given this beauty
But she's learned the impact she has quite astutely
Maybe one day the right guy will come through
But that isn't you

She's the universal crush
The woman for whom every guy lusts
Of possible suitors, you're lost in a sea
Making the same moves as everybody
And you stand the same chance as everyone else
And that's zero
You stand the same chance as everyone else
And that's zero
You stand the same chance as everyone else
And that's zero