Guess what! I thought of a really funny joke.
I hope to make you laugh so hard your voice will croak
You just sit there with a blank stare, to my disdain
I come up with another joke and try again
You keep a straight face, straight face, straight face unamused
No matter how hard I try, I always lose
I try to go for funny memes, to no avail
And I don't want to walk away feeling I failed
So just once,
Laugh for me, laugh for me, laugh for me, hey hey
Let me feel like I just brightened up your day
Just once laugh for me, laugh for me, laugh for me, oh oh
This blank response, it does no good for my ego
Now I’m wearing clown makeup and juggling pies
I do a dance, trip and fall on my behind
I perform for you a slapstick puppet act
Then I look at you to see how you react
You kept a straight face, straight face, straight face this whole time
And now I’m quite frankly losing my mind
And at this point I’ve tried darn near everything
And I don’t want to have to resort to tickling
So just once,
Laugh for me, laugh for me, laugh for me, hey hey
Let me feel like I just brightened up your day
Just once laugh for me, laugh for me, laugh for me, oh oh
This blank response, it does no good for my ego
So please just,
Laugh for me, laugh for me, laugh for me, oh oh
Delude me into thinking I’m comedy gold
Please just laugh for me, laugh for me, laugh for me, har har
Inflate my self-extolling sense of comic charm, comic charm
