Name: To The Girl at the Cash Register
Duration: P00H01M13S
Description: A clever spoken word monologue I wrote about 2 years ago.

To The Girl at the Cash Register

from Screw You, Mayan Predictions, I've Made Another Album by Derwood Bowen

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A clever spoken word monologue I wrote about 2 years ago.

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To the girl at the cash register,

You are incredible in what you do. You give a true sense of love being in the air at this time of year. I could never ask for anyone better. Your desire to be there for me has made me feel like a million dollars. More so around this time of year than any other. Will you continue to make me happy, so that I can feel a sense of freedom and paradise?

Sincerely,
The CEO of Hallmark.

P.S. in case this letter could be open to misinterpretation, this is a thank you note for all the extra money via sales you get me early February and October, nothing more.