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The Route 75 Song

from Slap Unhappy by Derwood Bowen

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Parody of "Symphony of Destrucion" by Megadeth, and features a cameo appearance by Rachel Swackhammer

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They took construction tools
And got 75 narrowed
But they'll wait 'til someone dies
Before they fix the road
The road, the road

Just like the grasshopper
Sees no immediate need for work
They got the concrete barriers,
But still refuse to do any...
Dang construction!

They think the drivers will have fun
Working through an obstacle course
A crash would make them change,
'Cause of lawsuits, not remorse
Remorse, remorse

Just like most government programs,
They wait until it's life or death
Only when their rep's at stake,
Will they get up for anything...
Just like most government programs,
They wait until they're the biggest need
They know we still can drive it okay,
But still this freeway...
Still, this freeway needs construction!

I can only imagine when
The rest of the road gives way
The barriers will be so wide
Might as well have them paved
Them paved, them paved

Just like most government programs,
They wait until it's life or death
Only when their rep's at stake,
Will they get up for anything...
Just like most government programs,
They wait until they're the biggest need
They know we still can drive it okay,
But still this freeway...
Still, this freeway needs construction!

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from Slap Unhappy, released September 20, 2011

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Derwood Bowen Columbus, Ohio

Music in a fairly wide array of genres, with my own unusual sense of humor thrown in. I mainly make music for the purpose of entertaining people.

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