Starbucks Frappucino Tribute

from Throwbacks by Derwood Bowen

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Parody of "Fergalicious" by Fergie

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Listen up, y'all, 'cause you're in luck
It's a song about how I grew to love Starbucks.

Percolator's makin' coffee, make my nose go loco,
But the taste of it's so bad, so I've been stuck with tea or cocoa
But one night I got a gift card, was for Starbucks, worth $5
So I tried a Frappucino, now it's hard for me to say no
So delicious, My taste buds have gone amuck
Anyone that sells plain coffee is just out of luck
Because there's Starbucks, their Frappucinos rock, rock
And now I'm drivin' down the block just to taste what they got.

So delicious (They rock, rock)
So delicious (Those drinks, they hit the spot, spot)
So delicious (More addicting than soda pop)
Frappe-licious (T-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty)

Frappe-licious def... Frappe-licious def... Frappe-licious def...
Frappe-licious definition make my mouth go crazy
Send me inside a Starbucks, it won't take much to persuade me
I'm the I to the N, S, A the N the E
And I won't, even for a second, put it down, you see
It's so delicious, my belly stay loaded
As many as I've had, I'm surprised I've not exploded
Yeah, you know it, those drinks they hit the spot, spot
And now I'm drivin' down the block just to taste what they got

So delicious (They rock, rock)
So delicious (Those drinks, they hit the spot, spot)
So delicious (More addicting than soda pop)
Frappe-licious (hold hold hold hold hold up, check it out)

If you haven't tried it yet, you should get out and then
Head right into that place, then you can get a taste
You don't have to go far, it's convenient for ya
No matter where you are, it's just around the corner.

D to the E to the L-E-C-T-A-B-L-E, D to the E to the L-E-C-T-A-B-L-E
T to the A to the S-T-Y, there's no E genius, A to the plus, to the, to the...

All the time I'm comin' in with a big thirsty grin,
Ready to take a sip, make me go (ahh)
I just wanna gulp it down, no do too much else now
Utilize the best 5 bucks I ever spent
I know I'm comin' off just a little bit obsessive
And my ramblings are massive about these drinks being impressive
But I'm tryin' to say, when you try one you can't turn away
'Cause they're just so delicious.

My taste buds have gone amuck
Anyone that sells plain coffee is just out of luck
Because there's Starbucks, their Frappucinos rock, rock
And now I'm drivin' down the block just to taste what they got.
(MORE FRAPPUCINO!) My belly stay loaded,
As many as I've had, I'm surprised I've not exploded
Yeah, you know it, those drinks they hit the spot, spot
And now I'm drivin' down the block just to taste what they got

So delicious (ahh ahh ahh ahh)
So delicious (ahh ahh ahh ahh)
So delicious (ahh ahh ahh ahh)
Frappe-licious (T-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty)
So delicious (ahh ahh ahh ahh)
So delicious (ahh ahh ahh ahh)
So delicious (ahh ahh ahh ahh)
Frappe-licious, T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t (ahh ahh ahh ahh)

D to the E to the L-E-C-T-A-B-L-E,
D to the E to the L-E-C-T-A-B-L-E
F to the R to the A-P-P-U-C-I-N-O,
F to the R, to the, to the...
A to the S to the T-O-U-N-D-I-N-G,
A to the S to the T-O-U-N-D-I-N-G
S to the T to the A-R-B-U-C-K-S to the
S to the T, to the, to the...
S to the U to the P-E-R describes it well now,
S to the U to the P-E-R describes it well now
F to the R to the A-P-P-U-C-I-N-O,
F to the R, to the, to the...
D to the E to the L-E-C-T-A-B-L-E,
D to the E to the L-E-C-T-A-B-L-E
T to the A to the S-T-Y, there's no E genius,
A to the plus, to the, to the...

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from Throwbacks, released November 20, 2014

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Derwood Bowen Columbus, Ohio

Music in a fairly wide array of genres, with my own unusual sense of humor thrown in. I mainly make music for the purpose of entertaining people.

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