Name: Snow Drive
Duration: P00H03M49S
Description: Parody of "Slow Ride" by Foghat, about people who encounter snow and suddenly can't drive.

Snow Drive

from Slap Unhappy by Derwood Bowen

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Parody of "Slow Ride" by Foghat, about people who encounter snow and suddenly can't drive.

lyrics

Snow Drive intimidates me, know-how all escapes me
Snow Drive, ice is slippery, that's why people hate me

I'm on the road, and I start to slide
Lost my IQ points when overcome by fright!

Ooh, Snow Drive, Ooh

Snow Drive, ice will get me, friction works against me

Slow Down, slide 'round, relying on a curb to halt me
Spiteful people see my helpless plight and insult me

I'm on the road, and I take a hit
Because I had bad luck, I'm percieved as a twit
Ooh...

Snow Drive won't go easy, Spin-outs make me queasy

Slow down, slide 'round, on the road, I'm on the other side
I drove far over, too many lanes, I just crossed the line

Snow Drive, these are bleak days, donuts on the freeway
Snow Drive, I look stupid, Snow Drive...