Name: Restroom Break
Duration: P00H01M04S
Description: A little sketch I wrote.

Restroom Break

from Screw You, Mayan Predictions, I've Made Another Album by Derwood Bowen

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A little sketch I wrote.

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*sound of dog drinking out of toilet*

Excuse me, Rover, can you move out of the way a moment, please? I gotta use the restroom.

*Woof*

Good boy.

*sound of peeing in toilet, followed by drinking*

QUIT DRINKING MY PEE STREAM!

*dog whimpering*

(during this next paragraph, there's flushing and washing hands)
I mean, really, I appreciate you trying to cut down on our water bill because of the economy and all, but the money it would cost the vet to heal you is more than we save by making sure you only drink clean water, by a longshot! I mean seriously, I don't know where that cheeseburger has been, except for in the middle of the parking lot, even though it was wrapped. I'm concerned for your safety, that's all. There, it's all clean for you.

*Woof, followed by drinking*