Name: Platform Racing
Duration: P00H02M31S
Description: Parody of "Switchblade" by Detective Jabsco, known on the Audio Portal at newgrounds.com as SKAzini, about the game Platform Racing 2 on kongregate.com, which has the original song in its soundtrack.

Platform Racing

from Slap Unhappy by Derwood Bowen

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Parody of "Switchblade" by Detective Jabsco, known on the Audio Portal at newgrounds.com as SKAzini, about the game Platform Racing 2 on kongregate.com, which has the original song in its soundtrack.

lyrics

This one goes out to Jiggmin out on Kongregate
For a game that he decided to create
Liked the title, thought I'd try it out just once
How'd I wind up addicted to it for months
Take the concept of a 2D platformer
Mix it with a competition to get to the end
And fight with weapons with real people everywhere
For a game of epic win!

Against each other (RACING)
On Platform (RACING)
Never bored 'cause players here will always abound
Against each other (RACING)
On Platform (RACING)
Smokin' all the newbies out in every round

You're far ahead, take a lightning strike
You took my hat, I'll get it back with a good sword swipe
I'm reminding other players when they get owned
During gameplay in the on-screen chat window
We duke it out, gain experience, level up
And see the cool courses when our level's high enough
Or share our own created levels on the game
So there's something new every day

Against each other (RACING)
On Platform (RACING)
Never bored 'cause players here will always abound
Against each other (RACING)
On Platform (RACING)
Smokin' all the newbies out in every round
Against each other (RACING)
On Platform (RACING)
Never bored 'cause players here will always abound
Against each other (RACING)
On Platform (RACING)
Smokin' all the newbies out in every round