My Pants Ran Away

from Throwbacks by Derwood Bowen

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lyrics

My pants thought I was being mean,
Making them smell the waste from my beans.
You tell me I'm crazy when I swear I hear them cough,
But I'm pretty sure they do every time I let one off

I woke up the next morning, they were not next to my coat
You tell me I misplaced them, but I found a written note!

My pants got up and ran away.
Tired of my gas from day to day.
I wish they'd get tired because I'm tired of ranting
I hope that they'll run out of breath so I can catch them when I hear them panting

I put up signs on the telephone poles,
Hoping somebody could get a hold
This wasn't quite the chase of my dreams,
But my pair of pants isn't what it seems...

I've got all my neighbors to search along the avenue
I better lay off the pop rocks so my mouthguard doesn't leave too

My pants got up and ran away.
And now I'm scouting for them in dismay.
On a thought-out plan we must rely,
We can't just catch them on the fly.