[Lyric speaking helper robot, I improve your song a whole lot]
Played throughout:
[My voice gives the song its power,
You're the one that gets the glory,
You'll have much babe magnet power,
If I have no power failure]
Chorus:
N-now, that stage, it won't scare me
'Cause I got my robot helper
My rapping voice on its own now
Sounds like an exploding bomb shelter
I gotta have my robot now,
I can't have you malfunction, no
Least not for the next 5 minutes now,
That's how long I gotta make the song go.
Background:
I need you to work now.
I need you to work now.
Let us rock tonight,
Get a cool song on the charts tonight,
Knock down the plain rappers, they bite,
Let the man & robot hit the spotlight.
On Duracell, the true star is running,
And I'm the one who gets the money,
Enough to accesorize my buddy,
If I give up vacation where it's sunny.
Get ready for the new star in music,
It's my robot, no you can't use it,
Haters be tryin' to abuse it,
Their song is made for me to boo it.
They gotta be nuts if they attempt this,
Using just their own rapping for a big hit,
Relying on a robot's the new "hip,"
A new style, homey, get this! Lame-o's!
Chorus:
N-now, that stage, it won't scare me
'Cause I got my robot helper
My rapping voice on its own now
Sounds like an exploding bomb shelter
I gotta have my robot now,
I can't have you malfunction, no
Least not for the next 5 minutes now,
That's how long I gotta make the song go.
(robot has minor malfunctions)
I need you to work now.
I need you to work now.
I'm not sure if I got you recharged or not.
If your capacity is large or not.
Then again, I wasn't charged a lot
When I bought you, I hope you weren't a ripoff.
Then again, I only got you yesterday,
So how the crap could you die on me?
Just because the price to buy you was cheap
Doesn't mean your structure should be weak.
Hope you weren't made in an absence of cash,
Hope you weren't made from dumpster trash,
Hope you were made by a master in science,
And not from someone who only got a C-minus.
'Cause then I won't have a positive attitude,
When my dead robot leaves me screwed,
'Cause a robot makes it
[Cooler, sweeter, uber pwnage]
YES!
Chorus:
N-now, that stage, it won't scare me
'Cause I got my robot helper
My rapping voice on its own now
Sounds like an exploding bomb shelter
I gotta have my robot now,
I can't have you malfunction, no
Least not for the next 5 minutes now,
That's how long I gotta make the song go.
(robot has malfunctions again)
Aww, I need you to work now.
I need you to work now.
You know how much longer I need ya,
The song's ending isn't even near yet.
Get through this song, you'll have a bright future.
Don't act like a Windows computer!
Don't act like a Windows computer!
Don't act like a Windows computer!
Don't act like a Windows computer!
Don't act like a Windows computer!
Dude! You're making it
[Harder on you, I see sweat drops]
Chorus:
WAIT! You spoke! So the stage shouldn't scare me!
Then again, you gonna last much longer?
You can't die on me at this point!
My nerves ain't gonna get stronger!
I gotta have you work now.
I can't have you malfunction, no.
Least not for the next minute or so.
That's how much there is left to go.
(Robot in background):
Working, working, low on power.
(During following paragraph)
I need you to work now.
I need you to work now.
I need you to work now.
**At this point I kick the robot**
WORK, WILL YA?
You know how much longer I need ya.
The song's ending isn't quite here yet.
Get through this song, you'll have a bright future.
Don't act like a Windows computer!
You know how much longer I need ya.
The song's ending isn't quite here yet.
Get through this song, you'll have a bright future.
Don't act like a Windows computer!
(Robot keeps going)
Low on power
(Recharge robot, it goes into panic attack, until eventually robot says)
Dead battery! Epic Fail!
(explosion)
Ahh, bugger. Should've given up the vacation where it's sunny. **sigh**
That's the last time I buy a robot from Rip-off Joe's.
