Name: I Make The Flubs
Duration: P00H04M04S
Description: Parody of "I Write the Songs" by Barry Manilow, which started out as a chat in which I gave social advice to someone else who, like me, has Asperger's, and he wondered how I could give him social advice when I'm just as socially clumsy. This is my response, as suggested by WildCard9 in said chatroom.

I Make The Flubs

from Slap Unhappy by Derwood Bowen

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Parody of "I Write the Songs" by Barry Manilow, which started out as a chat in which I gave social advice to someone else who, like me, has Asperger's, and he wondered how I could give him social advice when I'm just as socially clumsy. This is my response, as suggested by WildCard9 in said chatroom.

lyrics

I'm always socially clumsy
And as an Aspie, I've been dubbed
But I know enough to give out social advice
I am learning from each of my flubs

I've made the flubs that make my image skewed
I've used wrong words and missed nonverbal cues
I've said the things that made the cute girls flee
I've made the flubs, I've made the flubs

I am your prime example
Of the role model's contrast
But I'm not the blind leading the blind in this case
One can learn from the flubs of my past

I make the flubs so that you don't repeat
I make the flubs, so you can learn from me
I make the flubs, so you don't go through my plights
I make the flubs, I make the flubs

Oh, those who go through the same, are at whom this song is aimed
I am here to help out, so don't give up hope
This song is to make it known to you that you're not alone
It's from me, it's for you, it's so that you can see
It's a chance for you to learn from me

I've made the flubs that make my image skewed
I've used wrong words and missed nonverbal cues
I've said the things that made the cute girls flee
I've made the flubs, I've made the flubs
I make the flubs so that you don't repeat
I make the flubs, so you can learn from me
I make the flubs, so you don't go through my plights
I make the flubs, I make the flubs

I'm an example who has made the flubs