I am a teenage appetite with the crave
To eat 80 pounds a day, Or something realistically close.
I have to boast, I eat the most,
Out of all my family, It feels so good to be
A guy with the munchies, So I chase after food.
To be put in a good mood, I'm a starving dude.
I'm the guy who makes your pantries die,
Lots of food I'll fry, or some I'll bake,
Like a delicious cake, there's lots to make,
And plenty to eat, from fruit to meat,
It's all really sweet, I'll get it all gobbled
Until I wobble until I topple,
My stomach's immense, my mouth is intense,
As I try to make sense from my food and rhymes,
That'll leave me fine to make my teeth grind,
Then some bites of cheese, I'll do it with ease
As I please, I'll take the vegetables
That are so munchable that they'll become untouchable
To other humans, sprinkle on a little cumin,
I bet adults are fumin', as they try to conserve,
But they got us to serve, Why is it this they deserve?
It's all part of life to put up with this strife,
As we snack all night, It's plainly seen,
That food is keen for the starving teen!
