Parody of "High Plains Drifter" by the Beastie Boys
lyrics
'Cause It's the Homestar Runner, no website's funner
It's the Homestar Runner, no website's funner
If you catch me on the internet, you know where you'll find me,
Likely I'll be watching the Homestar Runner
Played Stinkoman and was doin' just fine
Played Peasant's Quest, and only got a score of nine.
Watching The Cheat's animations, listening to fhqwhgads.
I'll take up to 5 days watching everything they have.
Marzipan's the only girl, Strong Bad's pranking the answerer
But screws up so terribly, none of them can trick her.
Hundreds of cartoons that I can play
Let's see what updates are up today.
'Cause I'm at Homestar Runner, my favorite website yet.
An animated website, and it's such a hit.
When I feel down, I can just kick a can,
And that's gonna make me feel better again.
Over 200 sbemails, I shall pick one and watch it
Got a favorite I wanna see, use the scroll buttons and spot it
Spend another hour watching puppet shows
Got some extra easter eggs, but you gotta find those
Or just sit back rockin' to the jams of Limozeen
While watching poorly drawn comics of a squad of girly teens
Coach Z's rhymin' is the best I've heard
Except for pronounciation, he does a great jerb.
Lots of people get whatever they can,
No matter how random, at Bubs' Concession stand.
Watching this site is more productive for all
Than being like Strong Sad, talking to a wall.
It's a nice day, I can decide to go out
And hear ukulele at a tofu luau.
Some Fluffy Puff Marshmallows, and some melonade,
Make it down my mouth, and my stomach has it made.
'Cause everything I've seen is a lot of fun,
I'm halfway through the site, and I'm still not done.
My favorite character is Homsar, his randomness is funny,
Like when he says he was raised by a cup of coffee.
Senor Cardgage, Katie 80, all the way to Cuppin' Cakes,
A worm, Eh! Steve, and a wheelchair on a chase.
I'm seeing blue lazer coming up with secret plans
The Cheat Commandos foil them as fast as they can
When Trogdor burninates my village my temper will gain heat
But I take my anger out on a toy of "Kick the Cheat"
On the computer I may have spent too long,
But It's Homestar Runner, how can I go wrong?
I remember anticipatin' when I could see
The brand new movie, Dangeresque 3
I also had hoped for Stinkoman level 10,
Still a lot of funny stuff had been made back then.
There are a lot of toons that my eyes can go with,
And I know my song stinks as bad as the Poopsmith
Even considering its prime, we're several years passed it
I'll still watch its toons when they're timeless classics
As long as 400,000 viruses don't leave my compy crashin'
Without sight of that site, against a wall my head is bashin'
If you haven't been to the site, It's somethin' you gotta see
You're highly missing out, so I ask you, please
Just type in the address, and there you'll be
Delighted with the comedy that has delighted me
My day's coming to an end, so I've got to go
But I'm glad the Brothers Chaps had put on a good show
And though it hasn't updated since 2010,
I will still go back and watch it now and then
For the nostalgic value, that's an easy presumption,
And if I'm not, what is my malfunction?
