Ghost Of The Cat

from Throwbacks by Derwood Bowen

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lyrics

I am the ghost of the cat
That fell out of your Christmas tree
When you said you wanted a star on top,
I assumed that you meant me

I'm transparent, so I can't catch the mice
The best I can do is scare them frozen like ice
I hope you learn to be careful next time
That you get a less adventurous looking Christmas tree

I am the ghost of the cat
That fell out of your Christmas tree
It's bad enough Christmas is advertised in September
Maybe December should have Halloween

I couldn't concentrate to land on my feet
Christmas ornaments shouldn't look like cat treats
I hope you learn to be careful next time
Not to put anything attractive at the top of a Christmas tree

I am the ghost of the cat
That fell out of your Christmas tree
I can't eat your table scraps or scratch up your chair
I just scare you until you pee

I hope my death causes a heartfelt change, you'll
Put a dog up there instead of an angel!
I hope you learn to be careful next time
Not to put anything attractive at the top of a Christmas tree