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Parody of the theme to "Duck Tales" written by Mark Mueller. About girls who seek attention by making the duck face.

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Life is quite the crazy game in the dating world
It can drive downright insane attention craving girls
Their hopes to impress us turn into messes

Duck Face, woo ooh.
On the net, they're up there making Duck Face, woo ooh
Their "I must hide my natural look which sucks" face, woo ooh

When it seems their love life just can not get richer
They'll attempt to speed it up with dumb pictures
Guys who are shallow will more likely follow

Duck Face, woo ooh.
On the net, they're up there making Duck Face, woo ooh
Their "I must hide my natural look which sucks" face, woo ooh

D-d-d-danger, no one likes you
Can't wait 'til the right one finds you
What to do? Just show off with your duck face

Duck Face, woo ooh.
Lips out puckered, looking kissy, duck face, woo ooh
Laptops kissed by guys with a poor schmuck face, woo ooh

D-d-d-danger, no one likes you
Can't wait 'til the right one finds you
What to do? Just show off with your...

Duck Face, woo ooh.
Lips out puckered, looking kissy, duck face, woo ooh
Laptops kissed by guys with a poor schmuck face, woo ooh
I made a song that bashes girls with duck face, woo ooh
To make it clear that I've not been through that phase, woo ooh
Of kissing laptops with pictures of duck face, woo ooh

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Derwood Bowen Columbus, Ohio

Music in a fairly wide array of genres, with my own unusual sense of humor thrown in. I mainly make music for the purpose of entertaining people.

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