Demonic Toilet

from Throwbacks by Derwood Bowen

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lyrics

There's a demonic toilet, it's driving me insane
Flushing thrice every 5 minutes and causing aural pain
Not only do I wish I could throw it away,
But a seven grand water bill, can anyone pay?

Was there a crazy psycho who was suddenly inspired
To give a spider money and then have him hired
To swing on his web, so that the sensor would get him
While the rest of us ask if there's a bug in the system?

I'm glad someone decided to hire a plumber
But I wonder if he could've been any dumber
He pulled out a bazuka and had the spider shot,
But as far as fixing the toilet, I guess he plumb forgot!

There's a sedated toilet, it's driving me insane
It flushes freakin' never, I have no plans of stayin'
Until I find a working gathering spot for my poo,
For now, I'll just say toodaloo to the loo.