A style parody of Rebecca Black about being a teen singer and receiving lots of death wishes from users. Features Vivian Ramone of ShiSho on vocals, check out ShiSho's music at shisho.bandcamp.com
lyrics
Hello world, here I am, aspiring young star
Wanting YouTube to see my talents
Overnight sensation, with the
"Dislike" to "Like" ratio out of balance.
Instant attention, malicious intentions
I'm just a young teen making the scene
Wanting to share my voice with the world
And just sing happily,
But what do my listeners want from me?
Death, death, death, death
Wishing on me nothing but my very last breath, breath
And not from old age, 'cause that would take too long
They want me gutted, shredded, or knifed
Or clobbered to death by an angry deer's hooves
Death, death, death, death
Even though it would be more satisfying to improve
All I want is encouragement or critical advice
Like "expand your range" or "make the music clash less"
Or that the line about hating chocolate root beer
Doesn't fit in the song at all
Yeah, so I'm not productive
Medically, politically, or scientifically
But a bright, poppy song can brighten someone's day,
But that as a goal isn't good enough for you?
No, it's only...
Death, death, death, death
Wishing on me nothing but my very last breath, breath
Be it from blood evaporation
Be it from black ice radiation
Be it from armpit hair mutation
Into a dinosaur.
Hey world, here we are on YouTube
Now take it away, cool rap dude!
Makin' sick music, jammin' wit ma peeps
World catchin' on quick to earworm beats
Get a rappa' in da song, fo' an extra crowd
Gettin' mo' suckas singin' it out loud
Wit' dis success, each human expects
All ot'ers to anticipate what comes next
But if dey not sing dat great
It drives da population irate
Where dey make a giant online movement
'Stead o' hopin' fo' signs o' improvement
From youngstas like Black and Bieber
Da 'net only be pleased when they meet dere...
Death, death, death, death
Wishing on us nothing but our very last breath, breath
For being a cheesy pop sensation
Or having a friendly association
We're causing an earworm infestation
And YouTube can take their pointless hatin'
'Cause we're gonna have people dancin'
Until a natural, old age, death death death death!
