Parody of "Until The Day You Die" by Abney Park, with a brief vocal bit at the end parodying "I've Been Wrong Before," also by Abney Park.
lyrics
Got in a fight with my gal
And logic just isn't my pal
She said she wanted honesty
Which somehow backfired on me
And I'm fighting, though I sound like I'm whining,
I'm gonna keep trying until the day I'm right
That's how I cope, by being a big dope,
With way too much hope for the day I'm right
I've done my laundry for so long (for so long)
First time she sees it, she says it's wrong (she says it's wrong)
With me, she wants to have some fun (to have some fun)
Though I have stuff I should get done (it should get done)
And I'm fighting, though I sound like I'm whining,
I'm gonna keep trying until the day I'm right
That's how I cope, by being a big dope,
With way too much hope for the day I'm right
Her: Turn right here!
Him: I know where I'm going!
Her: Obviously not, you're not in the turn lane.
Him: There were cars in the way!
Her: Maybe if you weren't driving so fast, you'd have had more time to get over!
Him: If you hate the way I drive that much, why don't you drive?
Her: I told you, freshly painted fingernails!
Him: Couldn't you drive to the party, then paint them real quick before we go in?
Her: Fingernail paint takes time to dry, duh!
And I'm fighting, though I sound like I'm whining,
I'm gonna keep trying until the day I'm right
That's how I cope, by being a big dope,
With way too much hope for the day I'm right
I'm gonna go prepare to face the next verbal attack
I'll think ahead and find the flaws so I can fire back
I'll gather facts and evidence to back me up and then
I'll have a solid argument
(Cindy: But you'll be wrong again)
Me: Aww, come on!
credits
from Lightbulb-Eating Selfie,
released December 1, 2015
Features Kristi Avery, Phil Frain, and Cindy Kanke
