Parody of "Thriller" by Michael Jackson. Features cameo appearances by Kristi from Soggy Potato Chips, Amber Smith, and Matt Blaha giving fake tweets at the end. And for any potential haters who think I'm disrespecting Jackson by parodying his song after he died, I actually started writing it before he died, and I don't mean parodies as anything against the artists personally.
lyrics
It's been almost an hour since I last updated all my friends.
Dig out my phone, 'cause they all wanna know where I've been.
'Cause everybody wants to know my life like they know their own.
So I upload all the boring, mundane details of my life,
So they can spy!
'Cause this is Twitter, it runs my life
'Cause somehow I've forgotten the proper way to socialize
It's all on Twitter, my whole day
Since I got involved, my days have been thinner, they're Twittered away!
My followers wonder what are you doing, and I'll respond.
I'll share with you nearly everything openly! (All about me)
This is what you will see!
At 8:35, I'm sitting in a chair eating fries.
Then at 10 'til 9, I'm walking the dog, and I realized
I never should've worn those hydrant patterened boxers; use your imagination
At 10:33, my laundry's in the washer, and so am I
'Cause it saves time!
And it's on my Twitter, I'm here because
There's no going back to the respectable human that I was
I'm glued to Twitter, 80 tweets a day
Since I got involved, my days have been...
gettin' thinner, and littered, they're Twittered away!
