Name: This Dang Bull (Is Lost in the Costco)
Duration: P00H01M48S
Description: Written by Spaff (www.spaff.com), who writes a lot of parodies and has other people (mainly Robert Lund) record. This particular one is a parody of "Istanbul (Not Constantinople)" by They Might Be Giants.

This Dang Bull (Is Lost in the Costco)

from A-Dork-Able by Derwood Bowen

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Written by Spaff (www.spaff.com), who writes a lot of parodies and has other people (mainly Robert Lund) record. This particular one is a parody of "Istanbul (Not Constantinople)" by They Might Be Giants.

lyrics

This dang bull is lost in the Costco
It's a big dang bull, He's lost in the Costco
Now he's trampling kids here in the Costco
Not your typical sight for a Tuesday night

Every aisle that's here at the Costco
Is a big smashed pile right here at the Costco
So if you're in line down here at the Costco
You'll be waiting on this dang bull

No more hordes of sporks
Or half-ton Raisin Bran
Why he's in here I can't say
Maybe he heard there's samples today

So! Let me please get out of the Costco
No, you can't get past the greeters at Costco
Gotta check receipts here at the Costco
Why's he poking the shoppers full of holes?
He thinks it's the running of the bulls

Moo moo moo - Moo moo ma moo-moo moo
Moo moo moo - Moo moo ma moo-moo moo
Moo moo moo - Moo moo ma moo-moo moomoo
This dang bull (This dang bull)

Moo moo moo - Moo moo ma moo-moo moo
Moo moo moo - Moo moo ma moo-moo moo
Moo moo moo - Moo moo ma moo-moo moomoo
Watch him charge (AmEx cards)

Now he's torn through Sports
And gored the cell-phone man
How he got here I can't say
Maybe they kicked him out of Big K!

So! Let the cops into the Costco
No, they don't have cards, they can't enter Costco
They put crime scene tape all 'round the Costco
Why'd they close down my big warehouse store?
Hey look - there's a Sam's Club right next door!

This Dang Bull!!!