The Boss Man Knows What You Did On His Day Off

from Lightbulb​-​Eating Selfie by Derwood Bowen

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Parody of "My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark" by Fall Out Boy

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Axe, get the axe axe, get the axe, gonna get the axe, get the axe axe, gonna get the axe (repeat in background)

Be careful when you're asking for a raise
I've been tracking your behavior now for days
How have you ruined our image and
Made the company look bad? Let me count the ways.

You didn't think that anyone would know better
Doing sly deals with our competitors
Cameras were watching you, heard it from your colleagues too,
Explains why you never were on time.

I know what you did on my day off!

So write 'em up, up, up
Write 'em up, up, up
Write 'em up, up, up, you're fired!
So write 'em up, up, up
Write 'em up, up, up
Write 'em up, up, up, you're fired!
Oh, oh whoa, oh whoa, oh (I'm the boss)
Oh, oh whoa, oh whoa, oh

I catch embezzlement and pranks with hawk eyes
Another hope for a promotion just dies
From my high, high horse I'll make you wish you were me,
But with that stained and wrinkled uniform you'll never be

Started that water fight; you thought I'd never get a look
Heard about it on our company's Facebook
Just because I'm not presently there
Doesn't mean I don't have spies everywhere!

I know what you did on my day off!
I know what you did on my day off!

So write 'em up, up, up
Write 'em up, up, up
Write 'em up, up, up, you're fired!
So write 'em up, up, up
Write 'em up, up, up
Write 'em up, up, up, you're fired!
Oh, oh whoa, oh whoa, oh (I'm the boss)
Oh, oh whoa, oh whoa, oh (I'm the boss)
Oh, oh whoa, oh whoa, oh

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from Lightbulb​-​Eating Selfie, released December 1, 2015

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Derwood Bowen Columbus, Ohio

Music in a fairly wide array of genres, with my own unusual sense of humor thrown in. I mainly make music for the purpose of entertaining people.

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