Sexy Green Paper

from Lightbulb-Eating Selfie by Derwood Bowen

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lyrics

I got money and you find that sexy!

Struttin' down the street and sportin' my chains
Lookin' for love from an impressionable dame
Eyes make their way to a beautiful honey
Tell me more about how you're attracted to money
I'm feelin' the heat as she starts to draw near
I got 10's, 20's, 100's, and a grin from ear to ear
And I'll share wit' you my glory if you come chill wit' me
But you say you'll take one dolla' and you'll let me be free?

At first I thought you was clownin' and tryin' to be funny
But now I understand your attraction to money
You gladly take my Washington and tell me se ya' later
So that you can make out wit' yo' sexy green paper

I moved on from her 'cause she ain't worth my time
Thankfully finding out only cost me 10 dimes
Another honey comin' along my way
And I'm in the mood to see if she'll give me some play
I got riches and wealth and a strong urge to please
And a car that bounces more than unsupported double D's
Baby, can I bribe you to give me a holla'
But no, you'd rather be alone wit' just one silver dolla'

(insert coin to copulate)

You're alone in the dark wit' a dolla-shaped light
Fo' things I don't wanna hear about you doin' at night
I have no need to be here, this ain't gettin' me goin'
Just watchin' you play wit' yo' sexy silver coin

Forget struttin' the streets, I'll make my night online
Find some random chatroom for a virtual good time
A simple "hello" gets achieved wit' ease
Now to figure out what will make her pleased
Inside my head I say "I know I've got to get you"
So I ask what kind of undisclosed things she's into
She tells me she'll excite herself by touchin' her groin
While browsin' the internet and looking up... Bitcoin?

How? That don't make sense! That's an electonic transfer of virtual value! There's nothing there to derive pleasure from! I... just... I give up, the gangsta pimp business is getting far too silly!