Jingle All Year Long

from Lightbulb​-​Eating Selfie by Derwood Bowen

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Parody of "Jingle Bells"

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Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all year long,
'Cause Christmas isn't mentioned even once within this song
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all year long,
Any time you sing this song, it's technically not wrong

Dashing through the snow can be done all wintertime,
And in the Arctic zones, the whole year works fine
Sleighs pulled by a horse are appropriate all year
The Christmas sleighs are always pulled by 8 or 9 reindeer, so

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all year long,
'Cause Christmas isn't mentioned even once within this song
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all year long,
Any time you sing this song, it's technically not wrong

The jingle bells themselves which we hear on holidays
Were originally worn on horse-guided sleighs
To alert that they were there, when the snow had left you blind
So that with another horse you would never collide, so

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all year long,
'Cause Christmas isn't mentioned even once within this song
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all year long,
Any time you sing this song, it's technically not wrong

If you think just Christmas songs are where sleigh bells would be,
Then search Gustav Mahler and his fourth symphony
Now that I've made my case to sing this all year long,
Bring your horse to Antarctica, and you can sing along! Oh...

Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all year long,
'Cause Christmas isn't mentioned even once within this song
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all year long,
Any time you sing this song, it's technically not wrong

Oh, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all year long,
'Cause Christmas isn't mentioned even once within this song
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all year long,
Any time you sing this song, it's technically not wrong

Oh, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all year long,
'Cause Christmas isn't mentioned even once within this song
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle all year long,
Any time you sing this song, it's technically not wrong

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from Lightbulb​-​Eating Selfie, released December 1, 2015
Features Clay Campbell

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Derwood Bowen Columbus, Ohio

Music in a fairly wide array of genres, with my own unusual sense of humor thrown in. I mainly make music for the purpose of entertaining people.

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