Inspired by PETA's rant against Obama for swatting a fly during an interview in '09. Shouting "Don't Swat the Fly" through the cool echoey effects is Jerry Blair.
lyrics
The fly is an animal, so is a cute kitten,
Would you swat a kitten? I don't think so!
A kitten has life, a kitten has the right
To stick its nose in your face, the fly also.
Humans gain food from other animals,
The fly does the same from you, it's only fair!
Even if it's sucking all the blood from your nose,
It's living, therefore, it's to be treated with care.
We don't care if itching is annoying to you!
(DON'T SWAT THE FLY!!!! DON'T SWAT THE FLY!!!!)
So what if he distracts your viewers, and you look unprofessional?
(DON'T SWAT THE FLY!!!! DON'T SWAT THE FLY!!!!)
He had a wife and three kids, one of whom works with our secretary!
(DON'T SWAT THE FLY!!!! DON'T SWAT THE FLY!!!!)
She's hot, and you made her cry, same goes for the secretary she works with!
(DON'T SWAT THE FLY!!!! DON'T SWAT THE FLY!!!!)
The fly is an animal, so is a cute kitten,
Would you swat a kitten? I don't think so!
A kitten has life, a kitten has the right
To stick its nose in your face, the fly also.
Humans gain food from other animals,
The fly does the same from you, it's only fair!
Even if it's sucking all the blood from your nose,
It's living, therefore, it's to be treated with care.
Sure, under the microscope, he looks like a monster!
(DON'T SWAT THE FLY!!!! DON'T SWAT THE FLY!!!!)
Sure, he killed your cat, but perhaps he just needs some love
(DON'T SWAT THE FLY!!!! DON'T SWAT THE FLY!!!!)
So what if he could give you rabies or the plague? Those aren't illegal!!!!
(DON'T SWAT THE FLY!!!! DON'T SWAT THE FLY!!!!)
Maybe he doesn't like your political views! I don't either!
(DON'T SWAT THE FLY!!!! DON'T SWAT THE FLY!!!!)
The fly is an animal, so is a cute kitten,
Would you swat a kitten? I don't think so!
A kitten has life, a kitten has the right
To stick its nose in your face, the fly also.
Humans gain food from other animals,
The fly does the same from you, it's only fair!
Even if it's sucking all the blood from your nose,
It's living, therefore, it's to be treated with care.
