A dance song for anyone who can't dance, for any given reason.
lyrics
If your feet are no good at dancin', or perhaps you just have none
And you're hearing that catchy beat, wishing there was some way you could have fun
If physical deformities haunt you, or of dancing talent you ain't got an ounce
But deep in your heart, you feel the drums thumpin', and you're feeling the urge to bounce
Just for you, we got a tool,
Join the latest craze, you can totally rule!
Bouncin' on Box Springs (woah, woah-oh-oh)
Bouncin' on Box Springs (woah, woah-oh-oh)
Better wear a helmet, 'cause this dance can be off the wall! (bonk) (See?)
Wave your hands in the air,
Or, I guess, your whole body if you dare
If you have no control, there may be no break at all,
Unless you take injury from the fall
Be careful of the ceiling if you're tall! (bonk, scream)
Try it out, it's lot's of fun; In fear, you don't need to recoil
It can be done by anybody, sure, to the dancers, it makes us look spoiled
But join the fun, don't be a fool,
It's a new thing, that makes it cool!
(Right, youth of today, new stuff is cool?)
Bouncin' on Box Springs (woah, woah-oh-oh)
Bouncin' on Box Springs (woah, woah-oh-oh)
Better wear a helmet, 'cause this dance can be off the wall! (bonk) (See?)
Wave your hands in the air,
Or, I guess, your whole body if you dare
If you have no control, there may be no break at all,
Unless you take injury from the fall
Be careful of the ceiling if you're tall! (bonk, scream)
