Be My Office Girl

from Lightbulb-Eating Selfie by Derwood Bowen

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lyrics

Ever since the last girl left me, I've been feelin' at a loss
Then you happened by my place, what a joy I've come across
I can show you something special if you come with me
And you'll see how much different your life can be
You look very charming, such a pleasure to the eyes
And I'm sure you've heard that all before from all the other guys
But I'm the boss of this office, so they don't get a say
So I'm the one that lucks out from you comin' my way

I need an office morale-boosting smiling softie
And I'd gladly trade an income for you bringing me my coffee
I promise that I'm spoken for, I'm not asking you to marry
But my drab office could be lightened up with you, my secretary

Be my office girl, I want to help you realize
In my office girl, there's a world outside of serving burgers and fries
I know the office life may be scary in your mind
But just politely smile, and we'll get along just fine

Our guys are stressing over keeping relationships with clients
Or fixing deeply rooted problems within each appliance
Or studying the competition's secrets in order to stay ahead
But your job will be easy, don't you worry your pretty little head
Just focus on the notes you'll take and filing the papers
And when your colleagues need some help, you can stay a little later
To show the new hires the ropes, I'm sure you have the time to spare
And just looking at you will give me a happy feeling down... inside!

Be my office girl, a wage 50 cents above minimum should be incentive alone
Be my office girl, and your sweet demeanor will be a nice break from the nagging I get at home
Be my office girl, ooh, whoa-oh

Oh, won't you give my office guys a reason to be happy with their job?

Be my office girl, just like the sun, you can help make the day bright
Be my office girl, 'cause I don't get enough happiness from my own woman at night
Be my office girl, ooh, oh whoa whoa whoa-oh
Be my office girl