A Proper Song

from Lightbulb-Eating Selfie by Derwood Bowen

	/

Streaming + Download

Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

Purchasable with gift card

$1 USD or more
Buy the Full Digital Album
Full Digital Discography

8

releases

Get all 8 Derwood Bowen releases available on Bandcamp and save 25%.

Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality downloads of Ace Of All Trades, Passing With Levitating Colors, Sacre Boooo, Lightbulb-Eating Selfie, Throwbacks, Screw You, Mayan Predictions, I've Made Another Album, Slap Unhappy, and A-Dork-Able. , and , .

Purchasable with gift card

$60 USD or more (25% OFF)

lyrics

We look down and scoff upon the common citizen
We see their dress and posture and we ask "What's wrong with them?"
They slump, speak poorly, and are untidy, the sight of them is quite unsightly
They should learn to act the way we do because we're proper people.

She puts on a fancy dress which adheres to the rules
I put on my suit and bowtie, yes bowties are stylish
Each night's dinner is steak and wine; greasy burgers are not divine
We do this for the sake of dignity, because we're proper people.

When this restaurant catches fire, of this you can be sure
We don't panic, run, or scream, we're not so immature
With our style of classy living, we point and gasp and say "Good heavens!"
And then proceed to get out gracefully because we're proper people.