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Parody of "I Can't Dance" by Genesis

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Long night, come home from work
I just wanna blog about how everything hurts
Furry creature comes to me,
But all she wants to do is take a nap on the keys

Now I can't type, I can't chat,
Only letters from me are those pressed by the cat
I can't type, not a thing,
I'm outputting long single-letter strings

Online, I wanna go
Log into a chatroom with people I know
Politics discussed with friends
And I can only chime in with a whole bunch of n's

'Cause I can't type, I can't chat,
Only letters from me are those pressed by the cat
I can't type, not a thing,
I'm just sitting here yelling
At a thing I really want displaced,
But such a cute face staring back.

Chattin' up a hottie online,
A bunch of jumbled nonsense is your pickup line
End result has you cursin'
You would've had that happen talkin' to her in person!

'Cause you can't type, you can't chat
Only letters from you are those pressed by the cat
You can't type, not a thing
You're just sitting there yelling
At a thing you really want removed,
But such a cute face staring back,
And not the target to whom you made your moves

No I can't type... No I can't chat... No, no, no I can't type... No, no, no I can't chat...

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from Lightbulb​-​Eating Selfie, released December 1, 2015

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Derwood Bowen Columbus, Ohio

Music in a fairly wide array of genres, with my own unusual sense of humor thrown in. I mainly make music for the purpose of entertaining people.

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